Dad Jokes

December’s Top 10 Dad Jokes

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She looks like she just heard one 😉 Credit: Savannahdisanjh

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just look for fresh prints

My wife texted me “Your great” and I replied, “No, you’re great.” She’s been happy and smiling at me all day.

All I did was correct her grammar – but I’ll take it

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What’s faster than a calculator?

A calcu-now

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What did the buffalo say when his son went away to college?

Bison…

Image Credit: Charles J. Sharp

I once had a short relationship with a girl that worked at a camera shop.

It never developed though

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My wife keeps asking me to blow cool air on her when she’s hot, but I don’t like it.

I’m not a fan

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I tried to make a Hawaiian pizza today, but I burned it.

I should have used Aloha temperature

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My son told me the other day that the the Spanish word for cheese isn’t cheese.

I replied, “K, so?”

Yummm… Credit: Sarah Stierch

What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

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I was walking down the street today and I was hit by a violin, then a clarinet, and then a French horn.

I think it was an orchestrated attack