Top 10 dad jokes for January

It’s a new year. Time for some fresh dad jokes. Check out 10 of the best we found in January and enjoy!

I tried to start a professional hide-and-seek league, but it didn’t work out.

Good players are hard to find.

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What does a snowman take when he’s worried about melting?

A chill pill 😉

What do you call fifty baby sheep rolling down a hill?

A lambslide.

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Who does Beyonce call when she needs her roof replaced?

All the Shingle Ladies.

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I love my dentist.

Every year I give him a little plaque.

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The farmer lets people cross his farm for free.

But the bull charges.

My wife was complaining about my gas so I got someone else to fart for me.

They’re my substitoot.

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What do you call a selfie with a coffee cup?

A mug shot…

Alligators can live to be over 80 years old.

Which is why there’s a chance… they’ll see you later 😉

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I got mugged by six dwarves this morning.

Not Happy..